The Two Orphans
Saturday 6th March 2010
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The Two Orphans discover polyesterone in Primark
No, Polyesterone isn’t a jazzy new illegal substance. More like the chemical residue from a reaction between womankind and hypermarket materialism.
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Wednesday 24th February 2010
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Will he or won’t he?
The Two Orphans dissolve Jack Wills in an acidic attack on the Sidgwick Site.
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Wednesday 10th February 2010
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The Two Orphans put the ‘king’ back into bluestocking
Musing over the difference between a “prude” and a “prune”, The Two Orphans go in search of Bluestocking-chic.
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Wednesday 27th January 2010
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The Two Orphans wrap up warm
This week, the Two Orphans decry the Barbour jacket – you’re not in the countryside, boys and girls, you’re in Cambridge.
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Saturday 9th January 2010
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The Two Orphans introduce themselves
The Two Orphans make their ex-debutante debut as two Cambridge paupers, scraping their thrifty way through today’s fashion.
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